Local Jew Boy Embezzles Robux
By Wyatt Blatt
ASHBURN, VA- Local boy Hashim Hashim has been found to be embezzling robux in Roblox group ‘Tablebreak cafe’. The online currency named ‘Robux” that was embezzled is the equivalent to $1.50 USD. The suspect has also recently been “Upcharging movie ticket price fees”, according to close “friend” Wyatt Blatt. Mr. Hashim has recently been spotted going to service at the local synagogue, sparking speculation that he is a rampant Jewish supremacist. Could this be connected to his large-scale embezzlement. BlattNews.com has many true detectives working the case, more to come soon.