Local Boy Found Guilty of Bad Reverse Parking
By Logan Arunski
CENTREVILLE, VA- According to various anonymous sources, a local Jewish boy, formerly accused of embezzling funds, has been found guilty of not being able to reverse park properly. He was given two tries per day by local driving instructor Tim Verra and was not able to complete either attempt before breaking down and crying. Mr. Verra stated “The day I met him, I could tell he had very dirty tendencies.” Tim Verra is also stingy; he has been found texting several men and women, which will be touched on in a future story. Will Mr. Hashim pass his driver’s test? Subscribe to find out.